Real Quotes From Real Kids

  1. “I’ve learned how to be patient and now I’m done being patient!”

  2. “Sometimes when I miss you I go into your room and smell your perfume.”

  3. “When I’m a mom we will never use plastic – feel guilty!”

  4. “You didn’t make a snowman with me like you said and I want you to think about what you’ve done and how you’ve taken a bite out of my soul!”

  5. “Our family is so weird! Who listens to this music in the car???”

  6. “I could not be mute! I would negotiate something else with Ursula.”

  7. “I learned a new way to strangle someone today.”

  8. “Can you please not die before my wedding?”

  9. “Thank you for being my mommy!”

  10. “Mother, this is not dinner. This is a wee nibble.”

  11.  “You were meant to have wavy hair, Mama. None of that straight stuff.” *

More Real Quotes From Real Kids HERE

*a husband quote!

I’d like it to be known that I made a snowman with Paige and was not the one responsible for taking a bite out of her soul.

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8 thoughts on “Real Quotes From Real Kids

  1. Brenda Godwin

    One of my favorite comments from my daughter Tegan when her twin Brette was briefly missing in Beirut: “If we don’t find Brette, can I have her lunchbox?”

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  2. Dana

    Sometimes I’m done being patient too. These are fabulous – Julia’s right, I should do this on my blog! Teens don’t say funny things as frequently as little ones, but when they do, they’re gold.

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